Terms of Service (ToS)

Terms of Service

We’re not lawyers, so we’ll keep this human-readable.

• You agree not to misuse our site or our stuff. No copying, reselling, or pretending you're us.
• We reserve the right to refuse service, cancel orders, or block trolls. Rare, but possible.
• All content on this site belongs to ElonWentCrazy™ unless otherwise noted. Don’t steal it.
• Orders are fulfilled via third-party suppliers. Shipping times are estimates, not guarantees.

By placing an order, you agree to these terms. If you don’t like them — don’t buy. Simple as that.